Friday, February 5, 2010
First of all this isn't really a sex blog update lol I'm finally blogging the story of why DevilDriver is such a big fucking deal with MrsMalicious666 and Devildeeds and why its a tradition regardless of how far we drive we don't care! Ill start off w when I was married to my ex husband he knew I had never been to a concert/show ever so his best friend who I was pretty close to decided to get a couple rooms rent a limo foot a bill for about 2000$!! I thought that was a pretty sweet deal and thought it was awesome he wanted my first show to be done kinda big...yeah ok well apparently my ex flaming broke smokie having dick he was asshat monkeyfuck no dick having bitchface motherfucking shithead assclown weaslemonkeybitchcunt he decided that I wasn't gonna get to go see this show a day before we were gonna go!! That pretty much marked the end of us I was miserable before I thought maybe that might help if we got out but of course just like w everything else he fucked it up!! Anyway I was starting a new job and I had done tons of oil changes tire work etc. Haha yes I'm a grease monkey and I fucking love it there's something honest and refreshing about being covered in motor oil and sling an impact wrench!! This would be a new beginning and where I would meet Devilsdeeds I would only flirt at first bc he was so fucking hot he just oozed sexuality and I could tell if I ever managed to get him in bed if ever I was truly that lucky oh the ride that would follow!! So we started talking and of course his pierced dick aka prince albert that I fucking love "came" into conversation!! ;) I was curious and of course very very into seeing holding touching hehehe!! I arranged to meet w Devilsdeeds one night after work for a few hours I was married I didn't give a fuck I was leaving my ex husband already so that didn't matter and Devilsdeeds was in the same situation so we found each other to be fun refreshing and just a blast to be with! BTW that night was more than any porn I had ever seen!! We couldn't quit kissing fucking and seeing each other! My ex husband knew I was seeing Devilsdeeds in fact he came by my SUV one morning and knocked on my glass idgaf what he said I just wanted him gone lmao!! All he said was "I'm taking your plates!" I couldn't believe the goofy fucker was actually taking my plates off my suv!! Anyway he asked me once to stop seeing Devilsdeeds and I told him not happening I was enjoying myself something I hadn't done in about 6 years!! About a month later Devilsdeeds asked me if I wanted to go to Texas to see a show Devildriver was headlining and I had never even heard of them but Devilsdeeds was gonna be there so hell yes I wanted to go!! Well about 2 days before the trip an Devilsdeeds ride breaks down and goes into the shop no ride to texas....not a fucking problem I figure since my ex's car is brand new I would happily wait till he went to work and take the hell off to texas!! Let that fucker find his own way home!! Hahahaha so we make it to texas have a fucking blast DevilDriver rawked my face off and I'm just fucking hooked!! After the show, we get pulled over bc my tags on the car were expired fictitious tags from my suv lmmfao!! I talk our way out an don't even get a warning ticket not to mention I got directions to a hotel for us to stay in! We stayed the entire night together the first of always!! We realized after that night we couldn't be apart and we never have been since so yes me and Devilsdeeds are great friends great lovers and most of all soulmates!! We got married as soon as the ink on both of our divorce papers was dry!! We never meant or even wanted another relationship but we sure as hell weren't gonna let what we found slip away either neither of us has ever had regrets if anything we just get closer! See for us DevilDriver isn't just a band that plays amazing and awesome music this band also marks our beginning and we couldn't ever be happier about it either!